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Sermons of the Hedonist Nun
Friday, November 13, 2026 | Held beneath a Capricorn Moon
9:00 PM Albania Time
Live via Zoom
What if spiritual cleansing was not about fear, contamination, or becoming “pure” enough; but about tending what is sacred?
For this special Friday the 13th Sermon of the Hedonist Nun, we enter the Magdalene current through the face of the Anointing Priestess: the one who washes, prepares, consecrates, tends, blesses, and understands that spiritual life must be maintained as much as it is received.
Held beneath a Capricorn Moon, this class explores spiritual hygiene through the feminine mysteries of cleansing, consecration, anointing oils, sacred speech, and heka as words of power, prayer, invocation, and ritual intention.
Together, we will examine what it means to “clean house” across the physical, energetic, emotional, and devotional body. We will move through the body as vessel, the altar as living space, the mouth as an altar of spoken power, and the difference between spiritual maintenance and spiritual paranoia.
This sermon also turns toward Mary Magdalene as the woman of oil, fragrance, touch, preparation, mourning, and sacred tending and showing us that priestess-hood is not only revelation.
It is custodianship and maintenance of our spiritual and physical bodies.
It is knowing what must be washed, what must be removed, what must be blessed, and what is ready to be anointed.
You cannot keep an altar sacred if you refuse to clean it.
The vessel must be tended.
The oil must be prepared.
The word must be spoken with intention.
Your enrollment includes access to the live Zoom sermon, along with:
Full class replay
Integration PDFs
Class materials and supporting teachings
Ritual framework for cleansing, consecration, and anointing
All replay materials, PDFs, and class recaps will be delivered via email following the live class. Please allow up to 3 business days after the sermon for all materials to be prepared and emailed.
Sermons of the Hedonist Nun
Friday, November 13, 2026 | Held beneath a Capricorn Moon
9:00 PM Albania Time
Live via Zoom
What if spiritual cleansing was not about fear, contamination, or becoming “pure” enough; but about tending what is sacred?
For this special Friday the 13th Sermon of the Hedonist Nun, we enter the Magdalene current through the face of the Anointing Priestess: the one who washes, prepares, consecrates, tends, blesses, and understands that spiritual life must be maintained as much as it is received.
Held beneath a Capricorn Moon, this class explores spiritual hygiene through the feminine mysteries of cleansing, consecration, anointing oils, sacred speech, and heka as words of power, prayer, invocation, and ritual intention.
Together, we will examine what it means to “clean house” across the physical, energetic, emotional, and devotional body. We will move through the body as vessel, the altar as living space, the mouth as an altar of spoken power, and the difference between spiritual maintenance and spiritual paranoia.
This sermon also turns toward Mary Magdalene as the woman of oil, fragrance, touch, preparation, mourning, and sacred tending and showing us that priestess-hood is not only revelation.
It is custodianship and maintenance of our spiritual and physical bodies.
It is knowing what must be washed, what must be removed, what must be blessed, and what is ready to be anointed.
You cannot keep an altar sacred if you refuse to clean it.
The vessel must be tended.
The oil must be prepared.
The word must be spoken with intention.
Your enrollment includes access to the live Zoom sermon, along with:
Full class replay
Integration PDFs
Class materials and supporting teachings
Ritual framework for cleansing, consecration, and anointing
All replay materials, PDFs, and class recaps will be delivered via email following the live class. Please allow up to 3 business days after the sermon for all materials to be prepared and emailed.